Here is Eva Longoria enjoying a corndog or something. Why do they do it? I'm weak and have photoshop. By eating or even holding penis shaped objects to yer mouth you are enabling me to be sick. 
Just ask Michelle Obama whom I actually like, besides being a lawyer she will speak honestly and will put her foot into her mouth by saying how Barack farts in bed or something. Here she is trying to get the white vote.
Then there are things like this. I just don't understand yer American sports, when a footballer (soccer to mongs) scores a goal he'll get a hug and a French kiss but the Yanks they disgust me, not that there is everything wrong with having yer shit pushed, unless yer Catholic of course.