The theme for this week is intoxication, as a wise man once said: "Moderation is for monks and yer my best fucking mate and I love ya, no really seriously I love ya :::::::blach::::: sorry mate was that yer shoes?"
You go to bed with Halle Berry and wake up with Haile Selassie .
Don't eat the mints.
Better out than in.
You really are so beautiful fancy a shag before I go on a secret space mission that I may not come back from?
Stop the room spinning I'm trying to sleep.
Who hasn't been here after a few dozen drinks?
So fucking hot!
Ginger Gerry scourge of the streets of Belfast R.I.P.