Welcome again to the world of competitive dying, this lovely young sex kitten from Indiana has just turned 115. Edna Parker is over 110 years-old so like me she is a supercentenarian only 76 of us alive right now .
Scientists are studying the other 75's DNA as I told them to go fuck, worse than Mormons those bloody Scientists waking me up at 1pm indeed.
Edna who has been a widow since 1938, was born in 1893 (same numbers, spooky) has outlived two of her sons. She says her secret to long life is giving plenty of head to old Scottish men , hmm something to think about.
Scientists are studying the other 75's DNA as I told them to go fuck, worse than Mormons those bloody Scientists waking me up at 1pm indeed.
Edna who has been a widow since 1938, was born in 1893 (same numbers, spooky) has outlived two of her sons. She says her secret to long life is giving plenty of head to old Scottish men , hmm something to think about.
