So anyway I entered this competition on the marvelous MJ's blog (link here if I could be arsed) and guessed that the mystery penis belonged to Jimmy Bastard.
I just want to clear up that it was a guess and that I have/had/nor ever wanted (while sober) knowledge of said Bastard's penis.
People ask me all the time how do you know that some people are Fenians/Taigs/Catholics ?
Well having patrolled the streets of Belfast you just learn and have an instinctual knowledge of who are targets er Catholics and who are not, there is just something off about them. I applied my skills to the above photo.
Observe the fat body and papal looking veins as seen in the neck of the Pope during one of his Catholic Youth rallies, and then look at the pubes that have been trimmed and dyed in order to look younger. If this willy doesn't give it up the shitter in order to not have children then I'll eat my cap.
Look at the way it hangs in all its Catholic guilt. Sinful I say.
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