Ur-gent Urges

Americans are a weak lot! give them some bath salts and they go all crazy eating hobo's faces and showing their cocks in parks, Old Knudsen may strip off and try to strangle people in the street but thats normal stuff.
Its Saturday so Old Knudsen free-based a whole box of Radox and though the eucalyptus helped his sinuses a fair bit the only urge he got was to watch Sandra Bullock movies.

Old Knudsen can't help but fall in love with her every film he watches..... which admittedly does lead to other urges.