A type of flu that has pig, bird and human DNA may be out and about mostly killing off Mexicans. Since I doubt many Mexicans read my blog I can be safe in saying without losing any readers tough shit I don't know you.Only a dirty Mexican would think about fucking a bird or a pig or a pig when they have the flu.
How dare they come up here looking for a better life working in demeaning jobs with poor safety regulations for shit pay, hold on a minute that sounds too much like the army.
*Anyway I'm still eating my eggs, bacon and any census takers,* I eat them with some Heinz baked beans and a nice bottle of beat the wife.Pigs , chickens and cows are amazing animals and its an insult to God not to eat them, thats how I validate my Protestant Voodoo religion and condemn the rest.
I didn't catch The Spanish flu in 1918 mainly because I was in the tunnels under France fighting what is now known as The secret battles of World war one , The Hun had bred albino soldiers who had great night vision and as everyone knows there is a labyrinth of caves and tunnels under Europe and the northern part of Africa. Huge they are. Me and Knudsen's Badgers as our unit was called fought on until 1920, finally after running out of rations and ammo we gave them a jolly stern talking too and they sloped off back to Germany. Bullies are cowards at heart or so everyone that hasn't been bullied says.
I got decorated for my actions, mainly with tinsel and glitter it was fabulous!
Old Knudsen's tips on avoiding the flu as yer silly vaccinations won't help you with this one:
1) Cover whole body in cling film breathing through a straw blocked up with cotton wool.
3) Kill and burn anyone you see coughing.
4) Have sex with old Scottish bloggers with caps.
5) Avoid hospitals, aeroplanes and Catholic Chapels.
If you can only do one of these then make it the most important one apart from number 4 . Number 2 will undoubtedly save yer life and is quite easy to do. DO IT NOW!
I am trying to get published in the world of scientific academia and am currently working on a feces about how obviously all diseases cum from Germany as it has the word germ in it and if you say it fast you can call it Germy and the people who live there Germ-mans. Germ any?
I may soon be asked to go to Helsinki, Sweden to collect a noble piece prize. Fingers crossed folks.
What if you have sex with someone who had sex with someone that ate bacon? will you still get it?When you have sex with someone you are having sex with everyone they have had sex with and many of those may have had intimate contact with swine, pigs and real boars .
What happens in Mexico stays in Mexico.*While Old Knudsen knows you can't catch the flu from playing with yer food he wants to assure the people that eggs, bacon and people are safe to consume.*
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