"Ah cruddle its a gurl, maybe she has a brother."Michael Jackson the prince of pedo pop has died. Jason Timberland is at this minute bringing sexy all over the back of some lad to get the title.
Jackson aged 50 died after suffering cardiac arrest which was bad, that means good in case yer confused.
He died at his home in the Los Angeles neighborhood of Holmby Hills which had to be 500 metres away from any schools. He was not breathing and had no pulse when paramedics arrived so they checked out his toys , cool action figures and the giant ride on transformers. Jackson himself was a transformer of types.
They administered CPR in the ambulance but were unable to revive him and didn't stop til they had enough because he was out of their life .
Another famous pop star Gary Glitter sent his condolences to Tito, Lito, Burrito and Jambon the other members of the Osmond Five and asked if they could delete any e-mails he had sent him.
The right and shite Reverend Jesse Jackson said, " If this was a white man not breathing and with no pulse he would still be alive". He later retracted the statement when a little boy told him that Jackson was definitely white all over.
Sad bastard fans who ignored the child abuse, baby dangling and obvious drug induced strangeness all over the world are in shock and are moon walking and grabbing their crotches and the crotches of young children as a sign of respect.
It must be noted that there has been no solid or limp evidence of Jackson ever having walked on the Moon.
We here at OBB would just like to say, "Burn in Hell you ivory ebony cunt!"
