Thursday, June 4, 2009

What Would George Say?


Mia Washington, of Texas , gave birth 11 months ago to her sons Justin and Jordan.

The boys were conceived naturally and were born just seven minutes apart but DNA tests reveal they are only half-brothers, not full brothers.

Washington, had a fling with a hobo which was the trendy thing to do in Texas about 2 years ago if you all remember and ended up conceiving a child with him and her fiance.


OBB news asked doctor Chris Dreiling how such a pregnancy could happen. "If a woman releases more than one egg during ovulation and has sex with more than one man during that time, her eggs can be fertilized by different men its extremely rare. Ms Washington also has a significant amount of cat DNA who are known to be able to have a litter by several different fathers."

Her fiance, James Harrison, who fathered one of the twins, has decided to forgive her and raise both children as his own as he can't really tell which one he be baby daddy to anyway.

The identity of the hobo father hasn't been disclosed. Family and friends have speculated on it being "Dirty Willy the dumpster king". Mr Willy was not available for comment.

Washington says she takes responsibility for what she did which is most noble of her as she was caught.

"I'm trying to let everybody else know: Don't put yourself in my shoes, because it can hurt and it does hurt, but you still have to go on with life," she said. "Out of all people in America and of all people in the world, it had to happen to me. I’m very shocked".

Old Knudsen looks to a future in which you can cheat on yer partner and never be found out. If both children looked like the hobo would a test have been done at all ?