Old Knudsen once has his bits mixed up with a Vulcan during a transporter fuck up or malfunction as they would say.I went around squeezing weemen's arses in the Vulcan death pinch using the old 'confused state defense' Poor Old Knudsen he doesn't know what hes doing.
Of course I did make an attractive Vulcan, I had the charm and the logic, "Yer a woman I'm a handsome man lets fuck like space bunnies".I busted many a Vulcan wormhole. Yes the stories are true but those weemen had better not be expecting any space child support from Old Knudsen. I got meself back to normal but the Vuclan half with all the baby daddy DNA died, tis a sad story.
Old Knudsen went on to become captain of his own ship the USS Syphilis but due to a discharge in the warp core the ship exploded killing all hands and feet. Captain Knudsen was taking a little R&B on the pleasure planet of Dildoss collecting new germs and new infections, boldly shagging what no sane man had shagged before............... so a happy ending, well he came.As the Vulcans say, "Vulcan unless you can Vulnot." Those pointy eared cunts say a lot of boring shite.
