Billy Mays the annoying bloke that shouts at you on TV infomercials was found dead in his Florida home, in Florida. If people die in groups of three then expect another two. Old Knudsen will take requests on who you want it to be.
The pitchman for OxiClean, Dong Glo and Kabum butt plugs, 50 year-old Mays who could be a Baldwin was found naked with a rope around his neck and genitals attached to the ceiling by OxiPutty in what experts are now calling a Dangerwank .
OxiClean stain remover should get the carpet below nice and clean.