Ex president Gerald Ford died during a freak bungie jumping accident , he was aged 93.
Not much to say about him, he was born leslie jr and then his name was changed when his mum remarried, changed to gerald, yeah great change.
He was never elected Vice president nor President, his mate Nixon appointed him as VP when his old one got caught in a bribe scandal, as we all know Nixon hated crooks.
When Nixon got caught accidentally bugging the rival political parties' HQ (its ok to bug citizens but not other politicans) Ford then became President, old boys network and all Ford then pardoned Nixon which probably cost him the next election .
Gerald's son Harrison also became president for a while and then the fuzzies knew not to fuck with America after he kicked their arses.
So that's Palance, Pinochet , Brown and now Ford, I say they go in groups not threes or there'll be another two, I had better go in for a checkup.
Not much to say about him, he was born leslie jr and then his name was changed when his mum remarried, changed to gerald, yeah great change.
He was never elected Vice president nor President, his mate Nixon appointed him as VP when his old one got caught in a bribe scandal, as we all know Nixon hated crooks.
When Nixon got caught accidentally bugging the rival political parties' HQ (its ok to bug citizens but not other politicans) Ford then became President, old boys network and all Ford then pardoned Nixon which probably cost him the next election .
Gerald's son Harrison also became president for a while and then the fuzzies knew not to fuck with America after he kicked their arses.
So that's Palance, Pinochet , Brown and now Ford, I say they go in groups not threes or there'll be another two, I had better go in for a checkup.
