We here at Old Bitter Balls share the deep sorrow felt by honourary Bitter Balls George Clooney at the loss of his long time partner Max the Potbellied Pig.
Max was 18 years old which is old for a pig and died of natural causes while george was out promoting his latest film The Good German which is about a boys love for his pet, a German shepherd named Schwein (pig) , ironic really.
Max was almost 300 lbs and due to the large turnout of mourners is only expected to be mourned for, for about a week, for directions to the funneral home where Max will be cremated until his skin is nice and crispy just follow yer nose.
In happier bad hair days, 1989.