Monday, December 4, 2006

General Mishap.


I have received several complain e-mails since declaring Kim Jong Il Dictator of the year.
These have come from a Major Crime and a Corporal Punishment of the Chilean military. They have been quite insistent that I name General Augusto Pinochet as the Old Bitter Balls 'Dictator of the year' or DOTY.
I asked around the staff here at the office, all are in favour of telling them to fuck off except for Nimbarrie the tea pixie, so just for her I've given him space on this blog and maybe Nimbarrie will continue to make fine cups or Rosy Lee and peace will return to this place.

I don't care if you've just had a heart attack, it won't make me change my mind so quit it with the e-mails, I can imagine you clutching yer arm, stop it General Pennisshit this minute, better luck next year if you're still around, get busy on being zany.