Congratulations to Princess kiko of Japan giving birth to a baby boy, and well done to Prince Akishino for injecting the poison, wey hey nippo! of course you know that Old Knudsen isn't going to fall for any of this, afraid they were going to lose another princess (princess Masako) to the dishonour of not producing a boy the Japs rigged it, no welcome to the 21st century for this fucked up nation, no female leaders because they think women are 2nd class citizens, what other big nation to the right of Japan also thinks like that? Old Knudsen thinks women are equals, in some aspects superior to men, I mean they are so good at the cooking and cleaning and looking after the kids while I do manly things at the pub, and that Margaret Thatcher what a woman she is, anything to say about that Argentina? yeah just shut it slags.
Back to the plot, I was down at Jimmys having a jar and who would come in but none other than Harry Carry, yep fishmarket Harry, and did he have a story to relate.
The Japs, obviously knew the sex of the baby beforehand, you see theres medical ways to find out, such as dangling a pin on some string and seeing which way it rotates or some experts can look at the belly and tell. Princess Kiko having 2 daughters already was no doubt worried, I mean those nasty little Nips cut of heads for shit like that, so either she went along or they switched it but she really had a girl according to harry, you won't be able to tell as they all look alike and to fool others they probably washed the babe in DNA and made him drink some, those little slitty eyes are so clever.
Just remember where you heard it first, oh and Harry also said about Suri Cruise, its an alien from Tom's home planet, they couldn't show it until now because the birth tentacles hadn't dropped off yet, they tried to pass off Suri as being a Jewish name but actual Jews sorta said huh?, its a Space name with a rough translation of 'Earth enslaver', Harry was about to tell me about Brad and Angelina's 'Shallot' but he got thrown out for eating the urinal cakes again, they aren't actual cakes but that's a story for another time, stay tuned Click Next Bloggers.
