First the LPs went, then the cassettes, going are the video tapes and soon CDs and DVDs
what the fuck do you put into an ipod? in 10 years music and movies will be beamed straight into our heads, the people will complain about the adverts that the companies claim they need to pay for services while they bump up their prices, Tivo for your brain.
Babies will be born with cell phones built onto their ears due to the constant use by their parents, and when they walk in on their parents shagging they can use their phones to take pictures of it to look at and retraumatize themselves with later.
The milestones of babies will be their first text message spelled in abbreviations of course.
Old people will talk of a time when they can remember that cell phones only made phone calls, and they were as big as a computer mouse, (whats a computer mouse Grandpa?)
Therapy will be an automated system.
Press 1 for your mother's a whore.
Press 2 for your mother's a whore but you're fine with it.
Press 3 for our suicide hotline and a leave a message .
Press 5 for we don't want to hear it, just have some meds.
Or press 6 for no medical coverage, don't waste our time and you will be returned to the menu.
