Vampires are portrayed as tall skinny dressed in Black cool dangerous brooding type creatures, people actually want to be them.
Do Vampires move to America for the sun and movie deals?
What about immortal fat perky vampires that wear rainbow coloured clothes would you want to be that?
The full moon I hope will pass very soon, I'm starting to rave and rant like a loon.
To keep this post consistent with the high quality of the others, "fuck off"
