Look at this hard fucker, a chip off the old block. North Korean leader Kim Jong-ill is one of the favourites here at Old Bitter Balls so I sent out my mate Harry Carry to see how he was doing, Harry is part Chinese so he can blend in nicely as they all look the same. After a week of hanging about Kim Jong Ill's heavily guarded palace at Pyongyang and having been detained and questioned Harry thought it was time to follow safer leads.
Going to the Chinese city of Macau Harry then met up with a very drunk Kim Jong Nam, the eldest son of Kim Jong Ill.
The guy was having family troubles, it all started when his mammy died poor Kim Jong Nam fell into a state of depression, he didn't care about becoming the heir to North Korea and started to drink heavily, then when he tried to get into Japan in 2001 with a forged passport to visit Disneyland he was sent into unofficial exile. Harry heard it all, about how he had inherited his fathers tiny penis and his wife kept bringing Chinese studs into their villa with their big monster like 3 inch cocks, "how can you compete with that?" he asked Harry who then took doon the address of the Villa.
Kim Jong Nam, the 35 year old man with the tiny willy and the gurl's name was more than confused with his lot in life, he told Harry about how he would tape his dick doon, put on makeup and show off his man cleavage in weemen's clothing and pleasure sailors just for the experience. Harry shuffled uncomfortably in his seat and cursed the name Old Knudsen under his breath.
According to local papers he has often been spotted dining and drinking in Macau restaurants and gambling in casinos and on slot machines and stays in 5 star hotels sometimes with young male friends. Gee I hope no one with a grudge against Kim jong Ill reads this and goes to the Lisboa Hotel and pops Kim Jong Nam (not in the ass) like his father he enjoys whisky and cognac and ghey porn but at least hes doing something with his life unlike his useless father.
The North Korean consulate in Hong Kong, which also has responsibility for Macau, declined to make any comments but did say that Sean Connery was the best Bond.Harry stayed in Macau longer than he was supposed to as a guest of Kim Jong Nam, he never got to go to the villa but instead got to know his host very well and still keeps up correspondence with him, its amazing where you find friends in this world.
Six-party talks on North Korea's nuclear program, involving the two Koreas, Japan, the United States, Russia and host China, are due to resume in Beijing next Thursday.
