1) What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany's best comedian?
Only the first one can make you smile.
2) Heard about the new German-Chinese restaurant?
The food is great, but an hour later, you're hungry for power.
3) Why are there so many tree lined streets and leafy lanes in France?
Germans like to march in the shade.
4) What's the difference between a German and a shopping trolley?
A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.
Only the first one can make you smile.
2) Heard about the new German-Chinese restaurant?
The food is great, but an hour later, you're hungry for power.
3) Why are there so many tree lined streets and leafy lanes in France?
Germans like to march in the shade.
4) What's the difference between a German and a shopping trolley?
A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.
Now whatever you do don't mention the war.
