If yer bus don't come and you're late for work
Who you gonna blamel?
Al Qaeda!
If yer skirts too small cos you go too fat
Who you gonna blame?
Al Qaeda!
If you're seeing things floating in yer soup
Who can you ganna blame?
Al Qaeda!
An invisible man sleeping in your bed
What does that mean?
You're a fucking nutter!
(Oh yeah)
I ain't afraid of no insurgent
If there's someone weird in your neighborhood
What ya gonna do?
Lynch the fucker!
yeah!
If there's someone strange and he don't look white
What ya gonna do?
Something stupid!
DAMN RIGHT!
If you're seeing things with rags on their heads
Who can you call?
Homeland security!
An invisible man sleeping in your bed
And hes giving you head
Don't complain!
Who you gonna blame?
Who you gonna blame?
Who you gonna blame?
Al Qaeda!
(oh yeah, uh-huh) I ain't afraid of no insurgent
Who you gonna blame?
Who you gonna blame?
Who you gonna blame?
Al Qaeda!
Who you gonna blame?
Al Qaeda!
Who you gonna blame?
Fucking ragheads!
yeah
Who you better call?
Homeland security!
Who you gonna call?
Yer Ma!
Who you gonna call?
Sex chat line!
Who you gonna call?
QVC the home shopping channel!
Who you gonna call?
Thomas the tank engine!
Who you gonna call?
The Equalizer!
Who you gonna call?
My ex wife and just hang up on the bitch!
Who you gonna call?
Sex Chat line again!
Who you gonna callllll?
Is it really any of yer business?
I ain't afraid of no Sikh!
(get down)
I ain't afraid of no Hindu!
Who you gonna blamel?
Al Qaeda!
If yer skirts too small cos you go too fat
Who you gonna blame?
Al Qaeda!
If you're seeing things floating in yer soup
Who can you ganna blame?
Al Qaeda!
An invisible man sleeping in your bed
What does that mean?
You're a fucking nutter!
(Oh yeah)
I ain't afraid of no insurgent
If there's someone weird in your neighborhood
What ya gonna do?
Lynch the fucker!
yeah!
If there's someone strange and he don't look white
What ya gonna do?
Something stupid!
DAMN RIGHT!
If you're seeing things with rags on their heads
Who can you call?
Homeland security!
An invisible man sleeping in your bed
And hes giving you head
Don't complain!
Who you gonna blame?
Who you gonna blame?
Who you gonna blame?
Al Qaeda!
(oh yeah, uh-huh) I ain't afraid of no insurgent
Who you gonna blame?
Who you gonna blame?
Who you gonna blame?
Al Qaeda!
Who you gonna blame?
Al Qaeda!
Who you gonna blame?
Fucking ragheads!
yeah
Who you better call?
Homeland security!
Who you gonna call?
Yer Ma!
Who you gonna call?
Sex chat line!
Who you gonna call?
QVC the home shopping channel!
Who you gonna call?
Thomas the tank engine!
Who you gonna call?
The Equalizer!
Who you gonna call?
My ex wife and just hang up on the bitch!
Who you gonna call?
Sex Chat line again!
Who you gonna callllll?
Is it really any of yer business?
I ain't afraid of no Sikh!
(get down)
I ain't afraid of no Hindu!