I had to go to the Doctors yesterday as I had a painful big boil on me back that I couldn't reach to pop.
I was sitting in the waiting room and over by the kids play area there was a TV with a film showing on it, so I went over and sat in the best seat available to watch it as it was in the corner up near the ceiling , it was one of them Disney pixar movies, I have before declared Disney to be whore masters trying to mold little gurls into being brainless beings whose sole aim in life is to find their prince and marry him. The Pixar films aren't too bad though, I had to tell some of the kids running around to "shut the fuck up and be quiet" kids today will cry at the drop of a hat have ya noticed that?
The film was called 'Its a bug's life' , now I like some realism with my films, talking animated insects or not they had better get it right , kids watch this and they're stupid enough, have you ever tried to have a conversation with a 4 year old? fucking idiots they are.
The only good bug is a dead bug.
So these Ants were running around to collect food to appease a big tough gang of Grasshoppers who would fuck them up if they didn't and they send out this ant named Flik to find warrior bugs to fight them , ripping off The Magnificent Seven who ripped off The Seven Samurai.
I'm no Entomologist no really I'm not but this guy Flik should have been a gurl, all Ants are female, a few males are grown to breed with but as soon as they bump uglies they only have enough time to ask "did you come?" to which the female being a right fucker says, "no but it was very nice" and then he dies.
Ants have 6 legs not 4 as the film suggested, why weren't all these different bugs eating each other? they seemed to only eat seeds and berries.
I liked the fact they made the Lady Bird, or Lady Bug to you Yanks a guy who had issues about being mistaken for a female because he was a Lady Bird, did you know those cute little Lady Birds are cannibals? not so cute now are they?
Not at all cute, I liked the original shape more.
The children's rhyme "Lady Bird Lady Bird fly away home" was included but they didn't finish it "yer house is on fire and yer children alone" a lovely rhyme to be sure, shows you what kind of parents Lady Birds are.
A fly mentioned that he only had 24 hours to live, I've heard that before so how come I get flies that live in my hoose for days then? those wee shites they annoy you by landing on you or yer food and when you grab a newspaper and roll it up they vanish, only to reappear when you've let yer guard doon.
Its amazing to think that flies have been annoying humans ever since we were battling dinosaurs 5,000 years ago.
It was a good film if you can get past some of these issues, I was able to watch it, have it rewind and get through half of it before I was called, then I must of got the worse Doctor ever, some brown chappie that took an instant dislike to me immediately I have no idea why anyone would. This quack took one look at my back and said it was a pimple. I said you stupid bugger you don't pimples at my age I want a second opinion so then he said "you're ugly too".
I was sitting in the waiting room and over by the kids play area there was a TV with a film showing on it, so I went over and sat in the best seat available to watch it as it was in the corner up near the ceiling , it was one of them Disney pixar movies, I have before declared Disney to be whore masters trying to mold little gurls into being brainless beings whose sole aim in life is to find their prince and marry him. The Pixar films aren't too bad though, I had to tell some of the kids running around to "shut the fuck up and be quiet" kids today will cry at the drop of a hat have ya noticed that?
The film was called 'Its a bug's life' , now I like some realism with my films, talking animated insects or not they had better get it right , kids watch this and they're stupid enough, have you ever tried to have a conversation with a 4 year old? fucking idiots they are.
The only good bug is a dead bug.So these Ants were running around to collect food to appease a big tough gang of Grasshoppers who would fuck them up if they didn't and they send out this ant named Flik to find warrior bugs to fight them , ripping off The Magnificent Seven who ripped off The Seven Samurai.
I'm no Entomologist no really I'm not but this guy Flik should have been a gurl, all Ants are female, a few males are grown to breed with but as soon as they bump uglies they only have enough time to ask "did you come?" to which the female being a right fucker says, "no but it was very nice" and then he dies.
Ants have 6 legs not 4 as the film suggested, why weren't all these different bugs eating each other? they seemed to only eat seeds and berries.
I liked the fact they made the Lady Bird, or Lady Bug to you Yanks a guy who had issues about being mistaken for a female because he was a Lady Bird, did you know those cute little Lady Birds are cannibals? not so cute now are they?
Not at all cute, I liked the original shape more.The children's rhyme "Lady Bird Lady Bird fly away home" was included but they didn't finish it "yer house is on fire and yer children alone" a lovely rhyme to be sure, shows you what kind of parents Lady Birds are.
A fly mentioned that he only had 24 hours to live, I've heard that before so how come I get flies that live in my hoose for days then? those wee shites they annoy you by landing on you or yer food and when you grab a newspaper and roll it up they vanish, only to reappear when you've let yer guard doon.
Its amazing to think that flies have been annoying humans ever since we were battling dinosaurs 5,000 years ago.
It was a good film if you can get past some of these issues, I was able to watch it, have it rewind and get through half of it before I was called, then I must of got the worse Doctor ever, some brown chappie that took an instant dislike to me immediately I have no idea why anyone would. This quack took one look at my back and said it was a pimple. I said you stupid bugger you don't pimples at my age I want a second opinion so then he said "you're ugly too".
