I was feeling doon in the dumps and I said to meself "Old Knudsen, oh c'mon on you can call me Soren, really? ok then, Soren? yes? yer Blog needs some fandango to brighten it up" so I thought for a moment and said "you know what my old mucker? you're right, and its the weekend, I always used to put up a nice lass at the weekend I think I should do that now".
I then got into a fight about money I'd lent myself but hadn't paid back, I don't know who this gurl is but shes yovely .