If any of you lot subscribe to 'Geezer' magazine you'll have noticed the interview I gave in it. Thanks to those who sent me e-mails with such kind words about it already. I was going to doon play it as my greatness tends to make others feel pathetic and useless, remember the world needs both winners and losers otherwise who would I have to constantly mock?A nice young lady (still with many of her own teeth) came up from London to do the interview, nothing of a romantic nature occurred as she was married, however her husband is of advanced years and declining in health so she said she'd let me know when she was single again. I can admire a loyal woman with principles and pierced nipples that hang around her belly.
She did however use my toilet to push out a huge dungy, the thought of that will have to sustain me through the long harsh winter nights, assuming I make it through the winter being old and all.
For the interview I went for the humble, modest approach and had nothing but praise for my fellow bloggers, not you lot, other bloggers I mean.
I used the old favourites like, "young bloggers they don't know they're born" and told stories of hardship about my youth, I never had no Walkermans plugged into me ears, we only had 2 weeks of book learning (if we were lucky) and the only job opportunities were the pit, the mill, the military and prostitution, after 12 years man and boy as a hoor I joined the military. I got flogged for 28 hours a day to teach me discipline before getting sent off to kill wogs for the Empire but you know what? I appreciated it .
Sometimes I eat potato peels and think about my school days, the happiest 10 days of my life they were, no one canes hard enough these days.
The interview then got into my private life a bit , being a gentleman I did not name names though you can see from the photos I provided who I'm talking about . Now you know why when I worked in the porn industry they nicknamed me 'The double dipper.'
Well go out and buy it, the staples do spoil the centre spread a bit but who wants to see up there anyway?
