Now fellow blogger Eddie Waring claims er I means states convincingly that he is not ghey (no matter what his wife has told me in confidence) so him dreaming of giving a blow job to Shrek , a grumpy ogre with a Scottish accent doesn't mean a thing, it doesn't mean hes obsessed with anyone of the same sex though I have woken many times in the night to just find him standing over me wearing nothing but a smile, yes lad it is cold in my bedroom its not just you. For the full disgusting account click
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To answer Eddie's question to me from a private e-mail, yes lad its ok to shout out DON...................KAY! while having sex with yer wife. Thinking about it is not cheating.