
Tip #1: If you have evaded paying over $1000 in taxes do not appear in front of 50 cameras asking a presidential candidate a tax question he has answered many times.
Tip#2: Use a potato to bung up the end stop water gushing from a broken pipe until you can repair or turn it off.
Tip#3: If yer head looks like a potato do not shave it.
Tip#4: After trying to embarrass said presidential candidate by asking him a guilt laden question full of yer own personal details do not complain about the media coverage you receive after wards no one made you do it.
Tip#5: Do not meet and greet the press when they turn up at yer hoose.
Tip#6: If you say you don't like the coverage go into hiding, don't go onto the radio.
Tip#7: Accept the book deal thats bound to be offered.
UPDATE:
Knudsen the cunt asked presidential candidate John McCain if the economy was still sound the answer he received was "fundamentally".
He then asked him what will hurt more, losing the campaign or having lost Nam? At that point tax payer employed secret service moved in to kick Knudsen's shit in.
It turns out that Knudsen owes billions to Iceland and once rented out Platoon.
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