Ach don't be haters ladies I was only kiddin yous the best, go on touch my flat stomach and tell me about yer day. I'll no glaze over I'll show interest in the places that need it. Look at those hunched up shoulders here let me rub them, tea? coffee? licked out? Lets watch reality shows together and catch a flick on Lifetime. I bet yer feet need rubbed, bunions! oh joy.
Don't worry about dinner I've cooked up yer favourite boiled potatoes, boiled carrots and boiled beef, British cuisine at its best. Some milk and chocolate for later followed by lots of sex, oh no its not about pleasing me its all about you.
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