First Brad and Jen then Reese and Philippe and now Britney and K-fed. Celebrity divorces are now the new trend, try to keep up Madonna, 3 rd world babies and little shitey foo foo dogs carried in handbags are no longer the must have fashion accessories, everyone has released er sorry everyone has had a sex tape slip out somehow thats just so passe now, give it a rest, unless of course Brad and Angelina had a tape that would be worth watching but then Brad would complain that it wasn't his best side or something hes so touchy.
Back to the stars of this post, how can I explain the level of hate, disgust and revulsion I feel for this couple? I hated Britney on her own a nice wee amount but then Mr cocky wigger twat came along then I realised how much hate I was capable of.
During the two years of their marriage I lay awake at night sensing their rich but low class antics, the drugs and drunken unprotected sex which led them to breeding twice. The baby dropping led me to describe bad mothers as having the maternal instincts of Britney Spears.
I got into fights fueled by my hatred of Kev (no not Kav, I like Kav) I imagined his smug face (Kev's) and his head full of corn rows as I destroyed opponent after opponent with my fists of fury, don't worry I didn't get hurt I only took on little handicapped fellas .
I would fly into a rage shouting,"wheres your pimp tracksuit now K-fed?" as I hit them with their crutches, tough wee bastards but quite therapeutic, I also sated my rage beast with angry sex , a little known actress Sharon Stone was the only woman that was man enough to keep up with me, the STDs I caught from her were worth the 6 months of pleasure and pain we gave each other, she still phones me now and again, well her lawyers do, the baby was brown that hoor isn't getting a penny from me.
Never mind I don't want to get into too many personal details though if she used her teeth one more time on my knob I'd be Jewish.
Everyone has always gone on about how sexy Britney is but I've never seen it, she is so plain and average , Old Knudsen has more rhythm and soul than her. I implore the government of America to spay and neuter the both of them your gene pool doesn't need anymore morons you have surplus as it is, its like closing the barn door after the dirty wigger has shot his load but its a start, this divorce has sparked my hope for mankind.
Scum and scummier
I just couldn't have their smug faces in a big picture at the top of my post so I put up a pig, I like pigs, years back when I was land locked I worked on a farm. Working on a farm is probably one of the toughest jobs going and it sure gives you an appitite, I'd look at the pigs walking around and it would be like the cartoons, I'd see rashers of bacon instead of animals, my mouth still waters at the sight of a pig, like a Pedo on the first day of school.
