It seems they hand out medals for bastardly cuntiness in the face of your own people.I have decided to boycott burma, the last time I was there was when me and Errol Flynn were fighting to cut the Japanese supply lines during the second World War, I don't want to talk about it, but anyway he was a lovely looking man wasn't he? sure he couldn't see why having sex with under age gurls and boys was wrong if their culture said it was ok, he was kinda selfish like that, it was sad to see his movie star looks fade with age drink and drugs but there you have it, its bound to happen to us all some day.
One of Old Knudsen's favourite films is Captain Blood.Old Knudsen now gets Political and angry.
Since the early 90's a General Than Shwe has been the dictator of Burma, hes a real wanker, you know I haven't met a dictator I have yet to like. Than Shwe and his junta have put a third of the countries money into its military, he renamed Burma, Myanmar and Rangoon its former capital Yangon, now this really pisses Old Knudsen Off, half the countries in Eastern Europe have all been renamed by someone called Stan and even in India Bombay is called, well I can't remember what they are calling it, cos I'm calling it Bombay.
The new capital city of 'Burma' is Naypyldaw which totally looks like word verfifcation to me. Than Shwe on the advice of his astrologer moved the bulk of his army and himself there on a specific date and time for good luck.
There is no free speech in Burma and even to give interviews expressing anything other than the crap of the junta means imprisonment and torture many times death, government mobs will follow democracy activists down the street and kill them, one fellow was hit by steel ball bearings fired from a catapult into his face then beat with bamboo sticks and finally had his head crushed with a rock, sorry to be so graphic but this sort of thing raises my heckle. I don't have vast sums of money, nor am I George Clooney in fact I have a face for radio and not a fine speaking voice,(well I think its fine but no one can understand me accent) I have only this blog to mention some of the shit that's going on there, I would be arrested for this blog if I was in Burma,I know many of you wish I was arrested for it, this happens all over the world not just in Burma, many of the countries we ally ourselves with do this shit. (no I won't mention the secret torture bases George)
General Than Shwe or Number one as he likes to be called cannot stand to hear the name of the thorn in his side being said in his presence. The pro democracy leader Ms (or Dan) Aung San Suu Kyi has been under house arrest in her Rangoon villa since 2003 in isolation, no repairs are allowed to be done on the place and its falling down around her, she is the daughter of general Aung San who won the independence of Burma from the British in 1948.
Burmese soldiers go after the poor ethnic tribes that live out in the jungle areas, they burn villages kill who ever and use rape as a weapon to drive them into Thailand, these people have no passports or papers, and no government will claim them so its alright to do away with them.
Burma has oil, so why hasn't it been invaded yet?
A lot of the tourism is run by the military and also some of the biggest hotels, so nearly all of the tourist millions go straight to the Junta.
I have now put the Old Knudsen 'Stink Eye' onto General Than Shwe, listen to me you plastic licking monkey fiddler, I am watching you and your days are numbered, you're done, "by the power of Gray skull, you are the weakest link fuck off".
