With yer big strong arms and yer ginger hair,
I see yer nips stick out and all I do is stare,
You lift 40 tons of dirt in a sweaty sticky shirt,
out of Alan and Tommy you have the only blurt,
You are a woman of nature, a special kind of creature,
let me piss on yer face and I'll be yer water feature,
Plant my tree and my roots will spread,
if you've got the money then I'm willing ta wed.
Charlie Dimmock, TV gardener from the show
groundforce, a hard working lass with nipples of steel.