Damn you Captain Birdseye, you and your promise of battered cod and breadcrumbed Fish Fingers always got the best children to crew your boat. I will see you in Hell sir, good day.
From the Urban Dictionary:
Captain Birdseye
A pedophile who lives on an island with kids.
Yarr kiddies its the fish finger pinchers com ere me hearties grab
hold ov me mast an quick check me cannon balls. Giv em a gd ol
rub oooo yehh.
