There was this court case that's been going on for 2 and a half years. It involved some YouTube workers, one of which said he was being racially discriminated against by two others that used black Jelly Babies to taunt him.
Daniel Jean-Marie a black man in his 20's (with two gurly names) claimed that his manager Victor Cooney (perfect last name for a racist, hi I'm Adolf Negro) and Carlo Rozza bit the heads off black jelly babies in order to harass him.
Cooney in a move only a nazi would do gave Jean-Marie a large bag of the sweets , but there were too many black ones in it and jean-Marie took this was a jab at him.
At the end of this 8 day trial it took only one hour to acquit the case.
The whole affair cost the tax payer £250.000 and nearly wreaked Mr Cooney's marriage and relationship with his children.
"Everyone bites the head off Jelly babies, only sickos bite off the legs, or eat them outright its ridiculous to waste police time like this its outrageous", commented Old Knudsen earlier today.
What will it be next? Ian Paisly pissed off cos the orange ones get their heads bit off and the green ones laugh about it?, becoming more like America everyday, well no one had better drink milk in front of me or I'm suing .
A Jelly Baby went to the doctors because he wasn't felling well.The Doctor gave him a thorough check over and sent him to have a blood test.
Two weeks later he went back for the results.The Doctor said" I'm sorry I have some bad news.You are "HIV" positive.Have you been sharing dirty needles?"
The Jelly baby said "No but I've been sleeping with "allsorts"
The top picture is a representation of Londinstan.
