Sunday, September 9, 2007

Cybrid Nation

The British government has agreed on principle to allow mad scientists to inject human DNA into animal cells in the fight against Michael Parkinson's disease.

Cow eggs will have the DNA scooped out and human DNA injected into it, then it will be zapped and the cells will grow and divide and hopefully this will product enough stem cells to fill four small suitcases. After 15 days the Cybrids will be destroyed, or will they?

This is just the start mark my words, soon it will be destroyed after the Cybrid learns to walk it will be destroyed and then after it finishes school and before you know it.


Hot cow weemen!

All the benefits of yer average monkey woman but far more useful, yer own permanent milk supply, no having to keep her pregnant just to get milk and instead of a costly divorce you can have a fun barbecue with friends .


The only thing I can think of thats better would be.


A hot pig woman!

So many tasty meats and look shes kinda hot doesn't she? also there wouldn't be that whole bestiality stigma that animal lovers suffer now.

Any males grown would be aborted, that should please the pro choice people and the feminists, besides we don't need the competition from big randy Bull men with giant knobs who the fuck would want that? (besides MJ, First Nations and Babs) lucky only men can become scientists because our brains are more denser than weemens therefore we can contain more smarts than they can, not sexist that's just the way it is..

To demonstrate my own superior smarts abilities click here for my theories about procrastination and how it is harmful to the environment and future development of stuff etc.