Fuck off Friday

Sally Field went and won an Emmy for something I don't give a shit about and to top her famous Oscar speech about how someone really likes her (not me, the academy does it seems) she went and tried to get all political the way only a celebrity can, poorly informed and arrogantly. She seems to think that if mothers ruled the world there would not be any wars. If my Ma ruled the world she'd kick Ms Field's arse for being the weakest fucking link. The world's problems cannot be solved with hugs, appeasement and time outs, not everyone can be reasoned with. Boudica was a mother and though heavily outnumbered she led the Iceni against the Romans in 61 AD and though defeated she knew that sometimes war is a necessary evil.

I love babies, I love Americans, in fact I love baby Americans, I love everyone.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad asked permission to lay a wreath at the World Trade Center . What are you Mr Sensitive now? Go leave one at a holocaust monument while yer at it.

Show me the money ...........shot.

Ian Paisley Jr is just a twat. First theres the whole he is repulsed by homosexuality statements which is fair enough, hes probably just not secure in his own sexuality, no ones forcing you to watch ghey porn unless you want them to of course. Then theres the whole using his position to do favours for his mates in the form of fishing licenses because he has gone out lobster fishing with them on occasion. C'mon junior yer in the public service as a leader and yer a totally incompetent dick, yer the Dan Quayle of Northern Ireland a petty Ted Kennedy and I'm waiting for the time when you get caught in the bathroom stalls slapping one into George Michael.

Richard Branson is giving £200,000 and will raise more to give to the McCanns for their legal defense to prove that while they were neglectful of their children they probably didn't actually physically kill one of them. It shows the saying is true, money attracts money. Every time Kate McCann cries a millionaire writes a cheque.

The cunts who painted swastikas and racist slogans onto the home of Paul Morton and poured paint stripper onto his car in the village of Portballintrae near Bushmills because he just recently married an African nurse. You just know that it was stupid wee spides with less brain cells than one of my shites, if I catch them I'll brand them in the forehead with my boot and the wee fuckers will experience the old tradition of kneecapping to curtail such anti-social behaviour .

Bloggers who can't be arsed Blogging anymore. The amount of Bloggers whose medication has plateau-ed and now what difference does it make? yeah yeah you have busy lives and must think about yer careers now. I don't want to hear yer fucking life story just Blog ya fuckers.

Jonny Wilkinson the English Rugby Union player for walking about half naked, who the fuck wants to see yer ripped torso? To save my readers from shock I edited the picture so you wouldn't see his huge manhood flapping about, no need to thank me.

These people can fuck off.