Thursday, September 6, 2007

Wheres Fossett?


Steve Fossett is 'Lost' here he is on the island being attacked by a polar bear, zig zag man, don't you know they are attracted to ghey looking jump suits, I mean who isn't?

Adventurer Steve Fossett who has flown balloons, gliders, and powered aircraft and skippered the odd sailboat went missing when he took his private plane over the Nevada mountains, he had a radio and a mobile phone and 5 hours of fuel. Reports of strange lights, equipment failures and other missing aircraft over the last 64 years have has earned the area the nickname " The Nevada Rhombus."
Long time friend and adventurer in finance Richard Branson briefly glanced up from making money to say, "If Steve is dead its a sad lost to the world, if hes not then yay!."

Do you think I really care if some rich cunt who wants to fly about the place goes missing? it is funny, er I mean ironic setting 116 records in 5 sports, (76 still stand) including flying solo around the world in a balloon and he bites the big one on a pleasure flight, not that I'm saying hes dead but who says God doesn't have a sense of humour?