I've always loved Chicken, its such a handy animal, ok get yer chicken choking comments out of the way ya sickos. Theres nothing like a tender white breast, oh I also like the dark meat don't get me wrong, breast, thighs I like them all, shoving the cavity with my special stuffing is a real treat. I also love eggs, sometimes with my chips and chicken I'll have a couple of boiled eggs and marvel at the two generations I'm eating at the same time, fucking great, if ya don't have a fried egg for breakfast everyday then yer worse than a pedo in my book, sometimes when I'm feeling a little ghey I'll have a soft boiled egg and dip slices of toast into it, this for you know nothings would be called 'egg and soldiers,' eggy smelling farts should be bottled and sold as perfume.Ducks are a kind of chicken, I should know as I spent 5 fucking years aboard HMS Beagle with that boring cunt Chuck Darwin, in fact he came up with a lot of his theories just watching me eating.
I used to annoy Chuck something rotten with my keen skills of debate, in fact I was a master bater, he'd watch me do that too, he liked to watch.
Old Knudsen: So are profanities profound?
Darwin: No, it comes from the word profane.
Old Knudsen: So propane is profound then?
Darwin: Please leave me alone.
The man seemed to loose his temper a lot, no wonder he only lasted 5 years.
