
Remember when there was that fuss about, "oh no you can't have a bitter Bond" Then I starred in the film 'Chicken Royale' and the critics went "wow!" well now I'm back a little shaken and all stirred up in 'A Quantum of a Solstice' about a Bond who goes to the Outer Hebrides and finds dirty pagans sacrificing MI5, MI6 and MIF agents all over the place. I don't want to spoil the end but I don't get burned in the wicker Seagull. I blow my wad all over the villainess' face and wipe me lad on her Siamese pussy and say, " That were A1" yes my glib remarks are shite in this film.
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