The 4th Doctor was arrested in connection with the bomb alerts in Glasgow and London. He had little infidel baby sweets in his pocket that he would love to bit the heads off.He was arrested while filling his car (a Ford Tardis) up at a Shell filling station with a highly flammable and explosive substance. The footwells of his car contained floor mats that could possibly be used for prayer. The 5th Doctor Peter Davidson was unavailable for comment, it is thought he may be somewhere in the mountains of Pakistan .
