To all our American cousins who celebrate their Independence or worse mistake they ever made today. Now I'm not going to call George Washington a traitor as he was an officer in the militia under the British, nor shall I mention how he forced alcohol taxes out the poor Scots/Irish in the Appellations even though they used alcohol as currency because they had no money and had just bravely fought and beat the English.
Nor shall I say you only won because you got the French to help you, how embarrassing.
Enjoy yerselves and raise a toast to the French and thank them for yer freedom, and keep pets inside if you set off fireworks.