The fate of America was safely in the hands of Dick Cheney as doctors removed five small growths from President Bush's colon, the surgery took 31 minutes during which time Bush was asleep but responsive so no change there to his normal state.
Doctor Nick the head surgeon during the operation said, "we didn't find any WMDs heh heh but we did find plenty of ass juice, fucking gross."
In 1985 Reagan was another arsehole with problems when he had colon cancer surgery, he handed the reigns to daddy Bush at the time for 2 hours who took the opportunity to fuck with the old dementia suffering monkey lovers mind by moving the stuff on his desk around, fucking ex CIA and their mind games .
George W and Laura prepare to go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillows when George farts and says, "Seven Points."
Laura rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
George replied, "It's fart *football*."
A few minutes later Laura lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
After about five minutes George lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7 bring it on."
Not to be outdone, Laura rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure is on George . He refuses to get beat by a woman, so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally he shits in the bed.
Laura says, "What the hell was that?"
George says, "Half time, switch sides."
*not real football (soccer) American football to name it correctly, only Yanks would call it "foot"ball and use their hands most of the time.*
