I've been waiting for 3 weeks for my box of gurls in an attractive showcase that I bought off QVC and finally it came. Fucking Post office the wankers tried to put it through my letter box but I have one of those spring loaded letter box flaps that I've tightened so it takes skin off the postman's hand everytime he puts my mail in, that'll teach him for sneaking around my hoose in the early mornings and being so fucking cheerful.
The letter box slot of doom, many fear this because they don't understand it. I get that a lot myself. I once found part of a finger in my hall, did anyone turn up to clean up the blood? like fuck they did lazy post orifice cunts.
I've been waiting for 3 weeks for my box of gurls in an attractive showcase that I bought off QVC and finally it came. Fucking Post office the wankers tried to put it through my letter box but I have one of those spring loaded letter box flaps that I've tightened so it takes skin off the postman's hand everytime he puts my mail in, that'll teach him for sneaking around my hoose in the early mornings and being so fucking cheerful.