Thursday, July 19, 2007

Toy Friday

Now too old to play Bond and having seen what it did for the careers of Ringo Starr and Alec Baldwin Pierce Brosnan has signed on to narrate Thomas the Tank Engine. The 2 set DVD "Thomas does Moscow" will be released in August 2008. Brosnan was excited about the project when he heard that Thomas will be darker and more edgey.

Thomas is recruited by the CIA when its discovered that Sir Topham Hat (code named The Fat Controller) is a sleeper agent for the Russians.

In a bid to boast sales one of the engines will die in an horrific explosion also Thomas and Percy satisfy their curiosity about homosexuality in a steamy steam engine way. Annie and Clarabel, Thomas' carriages will have their roofs removed and will go topless for the first time.

Old Knudsen reviews potential top Christmas sellers



Fucking shite!


Sex dolls with realistic nagging, this one had me spending most of my time at the pub and didn't have me dinner made when I staggered home and just lay there lifeless as I um made love to her with a bored expression on her face, great for the single man afraid of real commitment and to make sure he stays that way.