Saturday, August 11, 2007

Finally, A Ban On The Beach Boys


Why is my face not in between those boobies?

On the Italian Adriatic coast weemen have gotten sick of the slimy Italian male with his constant harassing for sex. "We run away from Italian men," said Tiziana Andreoletti. "They're such a drag."

At the resort town of Riccione they have created a beach strictly for women. No men, children or loud disco music are allowed. Loud disco music should never be allowed full stop. (period to you Yanks)

Known as Pink beach they have their own exercise , make up and make out classes and lots of slow motion oiling .

Men are greeted by a sign saying something like "Go Dago Go." No lustful leers, pinched bums or pocket pool.

The weemen may have sense of power but the Lifeguard is man, its a man's world baby.


Nothing to do with the story but my readers have needs.


This is what I look like leering at the weemen on the beach. Yeah yeah I respect yer intellects now go topless and maybe bounce a bit. I have also been known to do this face during sex, you know you want me.



Italians may be kinda shite when it cums to warfare but they have a certain sense of style I've found.