And a tube of KY please.
It wasn't Gollum, he was off fingering the nasty Obbits ring he was, then he spammed Old Knudsen so he did.Police are looking for a man in connection with a drowning off the Country Antrim coast . The man is about 5ft 9ins tall, slim to medium build, short dark hair at the sides which is longer on the top, hes in his late teens to early 20's with bad skin and yellowish teeth , so ladies if you happen to check this hunk of lovin out call the peelers they want to talk to him.
The man wore a scuffy black coat and spoke with a Belfast accent.
Old Knudsen being one to help the police put the mans description parameters into my search engine database to see if I could get a better idea of what this person of interest looks like
The usual suspects
Why is he dressed like a tramp and why is he running? a criminal if I've ever saw one.
Or he may look like this (according to my search results) keep yer eyes peeled people he looks dangerous.
