On one of my Yahoo mail accounts I found in my spam folder the spam mail with the title "What is the "Wonder" about Wondercum?" I thought this was a great title and decided to find out about Wondercum. I found this advert for it and was reading doon the list, yep get them, yep get them, yep have it, yep I do, yep all the time, yep I could fill up a swimming pool, then I got to the last one and to be honest my man muck tastes awful. I almost gag when I'm doing a snowball or rainbow kiss my sympathies go out to all the gurls I've loved before so I was wondering has anyone ever tried this ? cos I'm ready to buy 6 bottles of the stuff.
I'm sure some of my readers who I won't mention have tried it .
It looks as if God has tried it, this would be the heavenly version of Bukkake.
Speaking of cum stains there is this Yank named Fred Phelps, hes the pastor of Westboro Baptist Church in Kansas. This vile and evil man claims to know the will of God but going by what big "G" himself says hes never met him and may sue for slander.
Phelps is the man behind the "God hates fags" demonstrations and protests military funerals and says God hates America, Canada, Sweden and Ireland mostly because of their same sex marriage laws and anything remotely pro ghey they do. Hes called Ireland, " Land of the Sodomite Damned" so I'm wondering if its just Ireland that's damned or is Northern Ireland too ? does he even know the difference ? I mean he is a Yank.
I have this friend who may have had some anal sex, hes a giver not a taker and hes pretty sure it was with a woman or at least she will be a woman by the end of the year she said so does this make him a Sodomite? My friend would ask his own minister but after that argument he got into with him concerning what the animals on the Ark ate and what happened to the fucking Unicorns my friend ended up swinging at the Rev which left me barred, er my friend barred that is. So anyway don't you have to be born in Sodom to be a Sodomite? the place is full of Mexicans and Polish a nice town to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.
Give me that old time religion It’s good enough for me.
Mr Phelps getting stuck in to and exorcism, "by the power of Christ I compel you ughnaaaa! now you are filled with the love of God." Don't confuse this with anal sex because its not the same and like most of the Westboro congregation the possessee is related to Phelps and in America that sort of carry on is legal.
Old Knudsen's thoughts on Sodomy: Men are given this special need (by God) to place their willys into things to see what it feels like which is why ugly weemen will always be able to get their hole. Watermelons, big value tubs of hair gel, the vacuum cleaner and jars of liver are a few things that men might try so I hear. Sometimes a vagina no matter how well kept it is fails to impress, if you eat steak all the time sometimes you just want a hot dog. God in his infinite wisdom made people multi functional to keep things interesting . God doesn't want us to fly on our own which is why he didn't give us wings he did however give us willys that fit into bungholes so no matter what Phelps says I believe its God's will that we all right now have anal sex and shout Hallelujah as we cum.
Remember only between consenting adults or docile animals, as Jesus once said , "that's as hard as a rock, I shall name you Peter, go forth and lube, theres always time to lube."
Now about Lezzers, whats the point in that?
