I've been tagged, spammed, left for dead in a ditch and have totally forgotten the safe place where I hid that extra money I had. My reflecting pool and Niolk have both tagged me with their chain lettery cycle of abuse thingy that's going around here like the clap around Royal Navy frigate. I'd tell them both to fuck off but I feel I'm on the verge of getting naked pictures from them.
Ok here we go.
1) The first and last time I stood on a skateboard to see how easy it was I fell off and broke my nose, it now bleeds easily when punched.
2) Once in a Supermarket I was at the cashier , I was lifting something heavy into the cart and the plastic handles snapped, my hand flew up and punched myself in the nose which then started to bleed, I had one little bogey filled hanky but the blood kept dripping, the cashier looked at me disgusted while trying to ignore me.
3) I have a man crush on Gerard Butler at the minute, maybe its the muscles or maybe the manly Scottish accent, yes I know going by his name hes a Fenian but love has no limits.
4) I believe I am being followed by an invisible Greek chorus and so will talk to myself and entertain them, they may be travelers from the future or maybe I'm just mad.
5) At a works party I was awarded an inflatable doll for being the employee most likely to chat a fellow employee up, the doll went off with someone else.................hoor.
6) At one time I was a vision technician (window cleaner) my nick-name was "Buckets" due to me having buckets, incredible huh?
7) Before I became old and cantankerous I had the ability to turn invisible, mostly at pubs when I was trying to get served and the barman only saw hot chicks with low cut tops, I now wear low cut tops.
8) When I see one of those guillotines you use for cutting paper and card my first impulse is to put my hand in and slice it off.
For Ms Pool my blogging tip would be " Don't give too much of a fuck its only Blogging."*************
Ok here we go.
1) The first and last time I stood on a skateboard to see how easy it was I fell off and broke my nose, it now bleeds easily when punched.
2) Once in a Supermarket I was at the cashier , I was lifting something heavy into the cart and the plastic handles snapped, my hand flew up and punched myself in the nose which then started to bleed, I had one little bogey filled hanky but the blood kept dripping, the cashier looked at me disgusted while trying to ignore me.
3) I have a man crush on Gerard Butler at the minute, maybe its the muscles or maybe the manly Scottish accent, yes I know going by his name hes a Fenian but love has no limits.
4) I believe I am being followed by an invisible Greek chorus and so will talk to myself and entertain them, they may be travelers from the future or maybe I'm just mad.
5) At a works party I was awarded an inflatable doll for being the employee most likely to chat a fellow employee up, the doll went off with someone else.................hoor.
6) At one time I was a vision technician (window cleaner) my nick-name was "Buckets" due to me having buckets, incredible huh?
7) Before I became old and cantankerous I had the ability to turn invisible, mostly at pubs when I was trying to get served and the barman only saw hot chicks with low cut tops, I now wear low cut tops.
8) When I see one of those guillotines you use for cutting paper and card my first impulse is to put my hand in and slice it off.
For Ms Pool my blogging tip would be " Don't give too much of a fuck its only Blogging."*************
Sorry Ms Pool but me and directions don't mix it was in my 101 facts.
I challenge you all to do 101 random facts about yerself, go on lets see what yer made off. Take the Knudsen challenge as the ultimate meme so complete strangers can stalk yer blogs and know stuff even yer husband doesn't know cos hes off banging the dog and isn't interested in yer Blog. Sound tempting? weak Bloggers can do memes but only the strong can do 101.
