Colin Firth is an actor that bores the tits off me. If the role requires a tall middle aged stuffy English twat then he gets it. He has the acting range of my shit and just as much charisma.His latest film out is "The Last Legion, " with the line "Before King Arthur, there was Excalibur." Well before this piece of crap there was a similar film called " King Arthur."
Both films go the way of King Arthur being a Roman soldier, a premise that was interesting enough but not worth two films. I want shiny armour , round fucking tables , sister fucking and a steamy love triangle that destroys a kingdom not dagos stinking of garlic thinking they are going to be king of England.
I've only seen the King Arthur one with Clive Owen and so feel the need to ask this question. "Why do they make the king Arthur character so fucking dull and ugly?"
Ugly English blokes are the in thing just ask Daniel Craig . Clive Owen has the acting range of Colin Firth and as much charisma, see above.In King Arthur the love interest was played by that annoying chavette with the eating disorder Keira Knightley , the only ray of light I see to cum from any of this is the love interest in The Last Legion.
I hate myself for being so shallow but Bollywood actress Aishwarya Rai has now be cum the latest entry to my wank bank.
Sometimes I think that films are cast with cunts in the main roles on purpose to lose money or not make as much as they could as a tax write off (see Steven Segal) If you don't believe me then watch films especially made for the Sci-fi channel, "hey lets cast Stephen Baldwin in the lead, hes so cool its bound to be a great movie."
