Due to pollution and 3 gorgeous dams the Yangtze river dolphin has been officially declared extinct.What a pity as they were mighty tasty creatures. The cuff links aren't too worried because they are expanding their commercial interests and raking in the cash and besides they still have the Pandas right? so order up people, I suggest the Lemur burgers and dog pastys.
When asked to comment on the dolphins the Chinese minister of *fish and game* said, "flucking Global warming, its done it again."
*Don't you dare tell me its neither fish or game show some respect its dead.*
