Saturday, August 18, 2007

Security Briefing

Here we have some people waiting for their plane at the "terminal building" at Papa Westray airport in Orkney.

Notice anything odd about these people? I'm sorry I'll make it easy for you civilians who haven't had specialist counter terrorist training.
Why is the woman wearing such a heavy coat? maybe she has a bomb under it or maybe shes put on a few pounds.

Oh and then there are the two Lads with the AK47's and the rags on their heads, I suspect them of being insugents. When they arrived on the Iraq flight to the Orkney islands they were asked if they were on business or pleasure? they both answered "Death to the great Satan" and fired into the air, the poorly trained Orkney staff put them doon as pleasure.
Look to the left of the picture, I'm not doing some racial profiling here but those lads are as dark as burnt toast and wearing dresses they must be guilty of something .

In conclusion the Orkney islands are a weak link in the security of the west. I suggest we build a wall around them and tell the Orkney population to stop burning the police officers in large wicker men, its against the law and must stop also this flight from Iraq business I've never heard of Al Qaeda airlines but they make the worse landings ever .