Last December Nicki jex of Leicester held up a bookmaker's shop with his gurlfriend's vibrator. He kept the "Ass master 3000" in a plastic bag and pointed it as you would point an 8 inch humming revolver.
Though the faint smell of fish was in the air the staff and customers in the shop thought their lives were in danger .
When Jex left the shop with £613 from the till one of the customers Mr Wayne Vakani followed him out to see where he went to.
Jex a qualified chef and engineer was on the drugs which is why he thought this was such a good idea.
Never mind him and his problems, his gurlfriend is not only doon a boyfriend who could cook but is doon Nobby the vibrator too as its still in the evidence locker being shown around by giggling police officers.
What a coincidence that the judge who sentenced Jex had the name "Judge Philip Head" I hear he gives good punishment.
Though the faint smell of fish was in the air the staff and customers in the shop thought their lives were in danger .
When Jex left the shop with £613 from the till one of the customers Mr Wayne Vakani followed him out to see where he went to.
Jex a qualified chef and engineer was on the drugs which is why he thought this was such a good idea.
Never mind him and his problems, his gurlfriend is not only doon a boyfriend who could cook but is doon Nobby the vibrator too as its still in the evidence locker being shown around by giggling police officers.
What a coincidence that the judge who sentenced Jex had the name "Judge Philip Head" I hear he gives good punishment.
Mr Vakani was awarded £500 by the Judge for his courage, I wonder where that money is going to cum from, I know where its going. Considering he was in a Bookie's shop I suspect Mr Vakani will be doon betting on the horses, try "The Pink Bandit" its a long shot and has never cum first but its powerful.