Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Give Me All Yer Money Or I'll Make You Cum

This photo fit of the bandit was shown on Crimewatch UK.

Last December Nicki jex of Leicester held up a bookmaker's shop with his gurlfriend's vibrator. He kept the "Ass master 3000" in a plastic bag and pointed it as you would point an 8 inch humming revolver.
Though the faint smell of fish was in the air the staff and customers in the shop thought their lives were in danger .
When Jex left the shop with £613 from the till one of the customers Mr Wayne Vakani followed him out to see where he went to.
Jex a qualified chef and engineer was on the drugs which is why he thought this was such a good idea.

Never mind him and his problems, his gurlfriend is not only doon a boyfriend who could cook but is doon Nobby the vibrator too as its still in the evidence locker being shown around by giggling police officers.

What a coincidence that the judge who sentenced Jex had the name "Judge Philip Head" I hear he gives good punishment.
If you ever get robbed demand to be shown the gun, under EEC guidelines B-23/h7 you are within yer rights to be shown the weapon, if you are refused contact yer local Member of Parliament.

Mr Vakani was awarded £500 by the Judge for his courage, I wonder where that money is going to cum from, I know where its going. Considering he was in a Bookie's shop I suspect Mr Vakani will be doon betting on the horses, try "The Pink Bandit" its a long shot and has never cum first but its powerful.