If you get freaked out just think of it like keeping fish in an aquarium. Second from the left wearing the nipple clamps is Artie, hes a director for Oxfam, his machine is the Glisen 2000 mk 7, a lovely model, hes even let me try it out the odd time what a gent.I get lots of e-mails from various people from all walks of life and a common thread they share is wondering what I do on the average Thursday afternoon.
Thankyou all for asking. After a few hours as a life coach at the Well being clinic I head off to a gentleman's club, no don't go thinking its some kind of sick strip joint its not. Its a club of Extraordinary Gentlemen all with a shared interest, penis enlargement.
Wipe doon equipment after use, sometimes you'll get the odd case of crabs but this poor fellow caught bees instead.If you go round the interweb you'll notice that everyman claims to be better hung than Dick Turpin (a famous highway man for you yanks that was hanged) no one says how their willy is the size of a tiny birthday cake candle, well Bock said that once in one of his posts and I have respected his honesty every since.
I of course have a giant penis that could satisfy a Plough horse, MJ will testify to that but there is always room for improvement, the Americans always say bigger is better as they put away 8 Quarter pounders with cheese and a large diet coke.
And this is the real reason why the world hates America. This is Chip from the US chapter of our club, hes one of the younger members. My American dream is to be as big and as conceited as a Yank.
