The Yupik Eskimos of western Alaska in yet another try to goad the Kola Norwegians of the Russian Kola Peninsula into a war have made the claim that they are enriching Uranium on an industrial scale and will defend their raw meat eating ways against any UN resolutions.
The Kola Norwegian ambassador in a statement today said " we are very concerned about these claims but doubt we'll have any sort of Armageddon for at least 10 years, though you should keep an eye on those cunts."
Old Knudsen the greatest Blogger in the world commented from his Malibu home, "When I was frying eggs today I got a yoke with some blood in it, we're all proper fucked to be sure."
The Kola Norwegian ambassador in a statement today said " we are very concerned about these claims but doubt we'll have any sort of Armageddon for at least 10 years, though you should keep an eye on those cunts."
Old Knudsen the greatest Blogger in the world commented from his Malibu home, "When I was frying eggs today I got a yoke with some blood in it, we're all proper fucked to be sure."
